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So, what exactly does “Bark Ass Shit Machine” mean? It’s a phrase that a woman used to describe my dog during a walk, even though Inkling wasn’t barking or shitting. Nor is she a machine, for that matter.
But the joke’s on you lady, because like most dog owners I love my Bark Ass Shit Machine… So we’re taking what you thought was an insult and doing something useful with it, by raising a little milkbone money and helping animals in need.
That’s why you can buy your very own “I Love My Bark Ass Shit Machine” merch…
