I Love My Bark Ass Shit Machine

So, what exactly does “Bark Ass Shit Machine” mean? It’s a phrase that a woman used to describe my dog during a walk, even though Inkling wasn’t barking or shitting. Nor is she a machine, for that matter.

But the joke’s on you lady, because like most dog owners I love my Bark Ass Shit Machine… So we’re taking what you thought was an insult and doing something useful with it.

That’s why you can buy your very own “I Love My Bark Ass Shit Machine” bumper sticker.

 

50% of the profits will go to animal shelters.

Bark Ass Shit Machine Sticker
I Love My BASM Sticker — $5.00

Shipping and handling included.

And remember, 50% of the profits will go to animal shelters.

Right now, when you buy a BASM sticker, you can add a sweet Intrepid Daily sticker to the order for just $2. Half of that will go to shelters too.

Intrepid Daily Sticker
Intrepid Daily Sticker — $2.00

Show the world how much you love your dog AND help the shelters helping more doggos find their homes.

Order your stickers today!

A few people have had difficulty with the shopping cart function. If you experience any issues you can feel free to send your order directly with PayPal via this link (be sure to include your name and address) OR contact me via this form if you have any questions or wish to order in a different manner.