I Love My Bark Ass Shit Machine

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So, what exactly does “Bark Ass Shit Machine” mean? It’s a¬†phrase that a woman used to describe my dog during a walk, even though Inkling wasn’t barking or shitting. Nor is she a machine, for that matter.

But the joke’s on you lady, because like most dog owners I love my Bark Ass Shit Machine… So we’re taking what you thought was an insult and doing something useful with it, by raising a little milkbone money and helping animals in need.

That’s why you can buy your very own “I Love My Bark Ass Shit Machine” merch…

Like a sticker.
Or a button.

 

And 50% of the profits will go to shelters and other organizations that help animals in need.

Show the world how much you love your dog AND help the organizations and shelters helping more doggos (and kitties) find their homes.